Thursday, February 22, 2007

There is a reason for EVERYTHING.




Since I was turning thirty this year, I started celebrating in December with a trip to California with my BFF Annex.

I've had some birthday goodness since then, most recently with my family on Monday night. My Mom made me a delicious red velvet cake to go with our fantastical dinner from Buca diBeppo.

My real birthday ended 50 minutes ago. *sigh* Mister Hunzer took me to dinner at my favorite restaurant where I chowed down on calamari tempura and ebi (COOKED, btw). I had some eggdrop soup and some salad...then it hit me.

I got sick as a dog.

I hardly touched my lobster when the chef put it on my plate. Once he put the chicken on my plate, I was done.

I don't know if it is food poisoning or what but Hunzer's bod is PISSED OFF. I feel awful because Mr. Hunzer rented a limosine to take us out to dinner. I didn't even enjoy it because I was trying not the hurl the entire ride home.

I've been crapped out since 10pm but here I sit, at 12:52am, awake because I still feel like shit.

See? There is a REASON I started celebrating my birthday three months ago! It's okay, I got a trip out of California AND Mexico out of the deal. *wink*

I didn't mention Mexico? Yeah ~ me and six of my highschool girlfriends are headed to Mexico in November to celebrate our year of THIRTY.




And off I go to hurl.

FuCk a dUcK

4 comments:

EquineSpirit said...

((HUGS!!)) What a sucky way to spend your 30th birthday! I hope you're feeling better soon!

Joni said...

You are SO FREAKIN' Hilarious!! I've been reading/lurking your blog for awhile now, but the last statment you typed last night made me write this... I too, say that and everyone says "why a duck?" I just look at them and wonder "why not"! anyway Happy Belated birthday! sorry you didn't feel well on the way home!

take care
Joni

dont eat token said...

Ugh. *kisses* to your taint. Your poor poor red taint.

XOOXO


Mexico sounds awesome!

Jill said...

Awwwww. :-( :-( :-( Sorry your birthday dinner turned out icky. :-(