I'm UTERUS FREE baby!!

Surgery went well. I was in the hospital from Thursday through Sunday. I plan to rest easy all week in bed which will leave me lots of time to fuck off on the computer. You may be hearing from me a lot this week.

I have lots of stuff to keep me busy ~ reading blogs, knitting, crochet, books and word puzzles. Not to mention the first season of 24 on DVD, tivo and Percoset. Life.Is.Good.

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I took this little meme from my Annex's blog last week ~ thanks sugar booger!! I love mindless shit.

1. Is your second toe longer than your first?
Um, yes and that's way creepy! I hate feet.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
Ballpoint Pens in BLUE. The GOD DAMN PEN must be BLUE!

3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing?
Celebrating my husband's 39th birthday and laughing at his old ass.

4. What color are your toenails usually?
Plain. If I get them done, I get a french pedicure.

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
Lots that we like for a possible house on a list of available lots. I know, fucking fun.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
Sage green and about to be booted out the door.

7. What color are the seats in your car?
Some crappy gray boring cloth interior color.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
I have one right now!! Her name is Princess Ariel Kit-Kat Von Sugarhausen but you can call her Ariel.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
A card to Annex that has yet to have gone into the mailbox (and I wrote it out early last week).

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
No. I know plenty of people who live in Wyoming, MN but not the state of Wyoming.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
Probably when I was in Burbank with Annex and the fucking cab driver made us get out and withdraw cash from a curbside ATM. We thought he was going to take off with our shit for sure.

12. Who is the last baby that you held?
My four-month-old baby boy.

13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
No. I know many sets of twins but none with rhyming names. Hell, my stepkids are twins but no rhyming names there!

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
Yes but it hurts me.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
A Buick Rendevouz CXL.

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators.
I'll choose...herpes.

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
I don't think I have ever been to a six flags amusement park.

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
No.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow:
My Visa checkcard. (I was going to say the stain on my chonies but that's just inappropriate.)

20. Last person to give you a business card?
Our painter. He's painting our house this week. WOOHOO!!

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
The painter. Fucker.

22. Closest framed picture to you?
Framed...hmmm...That would be a wedding photo of me and the husband.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
Last night.

24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
No.

25. How many emails do you have?
Right now I have 11 sitting in my Inbox and 419 in my Spam folder. Yeehaw.

26. Last time you received flowers?
I received not one but TWO boquets of flowers this weekend! I have the greatest friends. One was from Hero. She kicks ass!

27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?
"Fuck no. ANYONE who wants to get married should be able to. " ~ Annex, and I wholly agree.

28. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing

29. Do you play air guitar?
Um, no. At least, I hope not.

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
I'll take...herpes.

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
I have four or five. I received them from various friends when my stepdaughter died. They mean a lot to me.

32. What is your high school's rival mascot?
Hmmm..The Packers. I tihnk it was a cow?

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
Yesterday after using the bathroom in my hospital room.

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Mmmmm, thanks. I'll pass.

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
No blinds in the living room.

37. What is in your inbox at work?
What is this "work" that people keep talking about?

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
The latest news/conspiracy theory on Anna Nicole's death. FUCK man, just let her rest in peace!

39. What was the last pageant you attended?
The one that I was in during the summer of 1996. Yeah. I was in a pagaent. Go ahead, laugh. It sucked.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Papa Murphy's.

41. Have you ever worn a crown?
I prefer my halo.

42. What is the last thing you stapled?
Chipboard letters in a friend's circle journal.

43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
NO ~ Are people still alive from that?

44. Are you ticklish?
Horribly ticklish. If you tickle me, I will kill you.

45. Last time you saw fireworks?
Sometime last summer when I was up at the cabin. Drunk fuckers (like ourselves) light them off all summer long.

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
Last week sometime. Scarfman ran to the gas station in the subzero temps to get us some milk and got donut holes too!

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned their call?
The admitting desk at the hospital where my uterus was ripped from my body.

48. Last time you parked under a carport?
I don't really think I have ever parked under a carport.

49. Do you have a black dog?
Yes. Correction ~ I have two fat black dogs.

50. Do you have any pickles in your fridge?
Yes.

51. Do you find Dan French irresistible?
Who the fuck is that? I do find french toast quite delicious and nutritious.

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
A guy friend of mine ~ has the prettiest blue eyes ever.

53. Last time you saw a semi truck?
Yesterday.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
With as much as Scarfman plays their music, you would think UKJ lived in our FUCKING HOUSE.

55. Do you have a little black dress?
Yes. With a little white stain on it. *wink*

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A quick boring update on my crafty side...I'm working on my first knitted socks. I cast on last night and got a few rows of K1P1 ribbing done before the meds kicked in and I went cross-eyed. I also want to start on a knit baby hat and a crochet baby afghan.

Told you it was a boring update.

Peace.