Saturday, January 24, 2009

{ Conversation with a friend }

I opened up a new bottle of vitamins the other morning and they smelled HORRIBLE.

Me: "Oh my god these smell like SHIT!!"

Friend: "Well don't make me smell them!"

Me: "I won't but I have to put these things in my mouth."

Friend: "I know you've had worse things in your mouth."

Me: "Yeah but at least those taste good!"

Friend: "Ewww...maybe if it's covered in chocolate."

Me: "It could be if you stick it in the wrong hole."

~ xoxo ~

Saturday, January 10, 2009

{ Just a Quickie}

Tonight during our nice, quiet sit-down dinner, my six-year-old son asks my seven-year-old daughter...

"Which of your boogers is your favorite?"

Before she could answer, he answered it himself with...

"Mine are the ones that shoot out towards the tv."