Another one bites the dust.

Another toothbrush, that is.

(For those that aren't familiar with the toothbrush incident of '01, you are missing a good one. Short version ~ my toothbrush ended up in my husbands sweaty asscrack during a bathroom war.)

Now for today's toothbrush manifesto...

My four-year-old son was sitting on throne taking a deuce in my bathroom. I stepped out of the room to get something and when I came back in, my son says "Mom, look."

These words, spoken whilst on the shitter, are never good...but I looked anyways.

THANKFULLY, he was pointing at the counter and not his ass but there, on my bathroom counter, RIGHT NEXT TO MY TOOTHBRUSH and other necessities, is a piss-soaked roll of toilet paper.

Seems the kid dropped the entire roll in the toilet. I don't know if this was pre-deuce or post-deuce. All I know is that there was piss water all over my bathroom counter, creeping towards my makeup brushes after it sloshed over my toothbrush.

One trip to Target and $100 later (FUCKING TARGET), I have a new toothbrush and some new toothpaste.

By the way, if you are in the market for a new toothbrush, I highly recommend the new Oral B Pulsar. My teeth feel AWESOME. I did notice, whilst brushing, that this toothbrush could double as a G-Spot massager. The shape, the vibrations...but for now, it's staying in my mouth (no buttcracks either!!)