Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Fucking men. They have an answer for EVERYTHING.


I was exhausted tonight. I wanted to go to bed at 10:30pm but made myself stay up until midnight to get some shit done. I went to bed and here I sit two hours later, wide awake.

This fucking move has my brain in a tizzy. It's a *good* tizzy but a tizzy nonetheless.

Our youngest child is three months old. He's the only one of our kids that will soothe himself with a pacifier.

Yes, I'm going somewhere with this.

As I'm tossing and turning in bed, the Husband rolls over and says "Hey Hunzer ~ you know how the baby will toss and turn in his bassinet but once he gets his paci in his mouth, he falls right to sleep? Well, my penis..."


After I stopped laughing, I gave him a kidney punch and got out of bed.

Fucking dork.



*smile*

5 comments:

EquineSpirit said...

ROFL!! That sounds EXACTLY like something my DH would say!! And you reacted the same way I would have reacted! LOL!

dont eat token said...

Well, at least he was creative in his thought process.




Then I would have stuck a finger in his butt. (boxers protected, of course)

*** hunzer *** said...

Dude ~ Do you NOT remember the poop under the nail incident? Would you like me to refresh your memory?

*wink*

Equine ~ Glad I'm not the only one! :)

AJ said...

Sounds like something bf would say too! Men! :O Damn Y gene! And if I don't knit, then I go crazy. Me no likey! ;)

dont eat token said...

DUDE I DO remember, that's why I clarified with the "boxers protected" - no finger IN the hole.




Ch. 9 news just opened a segment with the music from "welcome to the jungle" and it reminded me I shared some monster ballads with Jukebox last night ... GNR being a couple of them.