Friday, March 09, 2007

A little bit of this, a little bit of that.


I rarely check my spam folder but I did today because I'm waiting on an email from someone. I came across this gem and it made me chuckle.

Subject: RE: After taking Penis Enlarge Patch make you sure your dick doesnt make too much shadow on the beach.


Whatever dude ~ just don't block MY sun.


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I took the wee ones bowling today after I picked up my daughter from kindergarten. As I pulled in to the parking lot, this gem was awaiting my visual pleasure:



Nothing says clASS like a Dodge Ram pickup painted like the General Fuckin' Lee baby! The confederate flag on the back really seals the deal. Where can I find me the man who drives this beaut? *eyeroll*


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I realized today that I can bowl much better when I am holding the bowling ball in my right hand and one of my kids' hands in my left. When I am left alone to bowl, in those rare moments, I can't seem to do as well. Why is that?


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I never really understood the excitement behind the show "24".

Until now.

Mister Hunzer and I finished watching season one tonight. HOLY SHITBALLS. My heart is STILL pounding from the last two episodes! I cannot wait to start season two.

The actor that plays Senator Palmer has stolen my heart. He was amazing in season one. I haven't a clue how many seasons he is in but hopefully he's in all of them!


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I lost my digital camera about two weeks ago. I had it the night I went out to celebrate my birthday with Annex but have not seen it since. Chances are I packed it away in some box while rushing to get the house ready to go on the market that same weekend.

At any rate, I convinced Mister Hunzer to let me get a new camera. Not just a new one but the one I have had my eye on for quite some time. One that, if I lose it, my husband will have me by the balls.

Here she is:



I finally have my digital SLR. YAY ME! I have a regular SLR camera but I haven't used it in a few years. I think it might be time to sell that bad boy on Craigslist.

I can't wait to get the camera and all the goodies I ordered with it. I will be one happy little camper. If you hear a little squeal of delight coming from this direction, it's me opening the door to the UPS man on Tuesday.


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It's 2:20am and I'm wide awake. I *must* go to bed! I will leave you with this little remnant from Tuesday night.

What? You know ~ Tuesday!! The night I met Aaron Lewis of Staind? I may have mentioned it once or twice in the past.

Anyways, we had front row seats, dead center. The man played his acoustic show...all TWO AND A HALF HOURS of it...about ten feet in front of me. It was unreal. I'm still on an emotional high from it. He's amazing! Cameras were not allowed during the show but I snapped this one with my cell phone before he took the stage.




Goodnight all ~ and behave this weekend!

~xoxo~

3 comments:

dont eat token said...

So can I borrow your new camera to shoot product and homes with? BITCH!

[eyes narrowing] so you lost our bday night out pics?

That's a great still of the stage before A.L. took to it. Nicely done. Did he sweat on you?

Jill said...

Ok, so if you got the picture of the truck without the digital camera, you should be coughing up some eyebrow pics!!!!!!!! :-) :-) :-) (kidding). Too funny on the email! (pea Jill_Ilene)

nesa scraps said...

dude, at least make the tailgate match the rest of the body. are you sure you were not in texas when that was taken?

and how much you want for the camera? i have to get a new one, mine took a huge dump down the toilet a while back. and i miss film for some reason. (i know, stupid me huh?)