I pulled a "Hunzer" today...again...
If you read my old blog, then you are aware of the razor vs. taint incident. If not, use your imagination.
This morning I managed to poke myself in the eye with my tweezers. That felt FANTASTIC. There is nothing like a good scrape across your pupil to start your day out right.
*eyeroll*
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We could be sisters. I gave myself a black eye baking cookies. Yep, reached for the baking powder (in a can-ouch) it fell down and smacked me in the face.
um, i hopped into my ford focus. it's a sedan. there's no hopping. it took 2 weeks for that bruise to fade.
I was attacked by a frozen chicken today. I have a whole blog dedicated to my accidents.
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