The soccer Gods have spoken ~ I am IN HELL.

This has to be punishment for what I said about soccer last night (see post below). What do I mean? See photo:




Let's do the math:

~ Hunzer has three (biological) children.
~ There are three bottles of antibiotics in the fridge.
~ Hunzer has three SICK KIDS.

Not just sick. STREP sick. This was my reaction when I found out this afternoon...


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck


My nanny took my daughter to the doctor on my request because I could tell Thing 1 had some sort of funk going down in her gullet. After she tested positive for strep, the nanny called and asked if I wanted the other two tested. I went for it because I figured it would give me peace of mind that the boys didn't have it.

This is when the Soccer Gods shat all over me.

There IS something positive in all of this...Thing 1 has her dance recital this weekend and now that she's on antibiotics, she won't have to miss it!

I want to stay home with my babies tomorrow but I can't. My coworker (and the only other one who can do my job) is in Italy until June 1st.

Bitch.

I kid, I KID!!!

Seriously though ~ with her in Italy, I cannot stay home for anything. Sometimes this FT job thing BLOWS.


~ xoxo ~