Real Quick...

I found something new to play with!!!!

It's called Twitter.

Go check it out and play around. :)

~ xoxo ~

PS ~ If you twitter too, we can twitter together!! :) I'm under hunzer. Weird.

Just hump the duck and shut the f*ck up!!

I've been working in my office today, cleaning and organizing, while three ducks are humping the SHIT out of each other on my back pond.

Ahhhh yes ~ nothing says "springtime" like the sound of duck sex.

It's like a duck brothel back there in surround sound.

SHUT UP DUCKS!

~ xoxo ~

Today was HIDEOUS.

Just fucking HIDEOUS. So hideous that it's almost midnight, I'm fucking EXHAUSTED but I'm too wired to sleep. Sigh.

Help a sista out bloggees...I just joined Blockbuster online as I see a lot of nights home and movie-watching in my future. I was a Netflix girl but I like the notion that I can return movies to the Blockbuster store as well as by mail.

I need movie suggestions. I *love* to laugh. Love action flicks ~ lotsa ass-kicking over blood and gore. I like pyschological thrillers. Romantic comedies are okay. No foreign films (way too ADD for substitles) and no cheesy romance movies. Anything surrounding the death of a child is too hard for me to watch.

Based on that criteria (good GOD I am picky) ~ throw out some movie suggestions. Throw out some TV series suggestions too. Stand-up comedy is also well appreciated here. :)

~ xoxo ~

~*~ Right Now ~*~

I love this cheese. It's so delicious. Perfect with triscuits.



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The Baby Boy Child loves to bark like a dog. How damn cute is this?? I just want to go upstairs and kiss those lips.I think I just might!!



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Add these two to the mix and my heart wants to explode!!



(I'm adding the Teen to this but don't have a recent photo of him to share...he's almost 16 people, he's got better things to do!)

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This makes me smile SO HARD!



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This makes me laugh my ASS off.



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I'm reading this:



(That's for you Annex...and thank you for the surprise visit!)

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I'm listening to this:



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I am loathing this: (who weighs themselves like this anyways?)
Imagine if I did this at my next weigh-in??BTW ~ I weigh-in at work. LOL!


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I'm eagerly watching the mail to see if my dream will ever be a reality.



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~ xoxo ~

Jon Bon Jovi wears some tight-ass jeans.

I'm sorry, but it's NOT hot. I went to the Bon Jovi concert last night with my preggo girlfriend. Daughtry opened ~ LOVED it. Bon Jovi played for at least two hours. They have 25+ years of music to play so I knew it would be long. We bounced when the encore started because it got SO OLD. My observations:

~ Chris Daughtry is still an awesome live performer. When he covered Filter's "Hey Man Nice Shot", I was officially in love.

~ Which is creepy because he looks a lot like my brother. So I'm not in love with Daughtry...just his music. ;)

~ Richie Sambora is old.

~ The keyboard player desperately needs a new hairstyle. Long blonde tight ringlets are NOT HOT on a dude. Ever.

~ Your love is like BAD MEDICINE.
That's all.

~ I'm getting old because I was too tired after three hours of live music. WTF?


I have pictures from the concert but my USB cable has mysteriously disappeared. Weird. Once I find that bitch, I'll upload some fun ones from the concert and the POLAR PLUNGE.

Yep, my brothers and I did the Polar Plunge again this year in honor of Amanda. It was F.U.C.K.I.N.G. cold. It was on March 8th and it was 12 degrees outside. Did I mention that we jumped in a lake in 12 degree weather? Yeah. My loins were PISSED when I got out of the water.

Peace!

~ xoxo ~

I need some organizational help in a bad, BAD way!

A few years ago, I was the organizational QUEEN. I even had some good bargain-shopping mojo. I had pre-planned menus, made my own baby-wipes, clipped coupons, bargain-shopped, was on top of every single appointment and school assignment out there, kept my house clean, had a laundry system, and more.

Then I got help for my anxiety issues. It chilled me out to the point that I am an unorganized MESS! I lost my organizing mojo. I'm sick of it!! I need it now more than ever.

My question to you is ~ what are your favorite organizational tips? If you have any good websites to share, point me that way!

I need all the help I can get.

~ xoxo ~

This video is just gushing with cuteness!

It's one of my favorite videos. I'm in a bit of a mushy mood this week for several reasons, one of which has to do with my job. I work at a cancer center and a few of our radiation patients are young with young children. One recently finished her radation for now. The other is currently in radiation and brings his three-year-old son with when his wife is working. I hang out with his son when he's in for his radiation treatments (they take 10 minutes or so).

This kid is so freaking adorable. He is so smart, says the CUTEST things and has the most adorable eyes. After they left today, my coworker says "Doesn't he remind you of the YouTube girl who kicks the monsters ask?" He totally does!! I had to watch the video again to see the sweetness.

This cracks my shit up. Enjoy!!



~ xoxo ~



Postscript:

I had to add more favorite videos here. I just love these. When I am in a shitcan mood, these videos totally turn me around. Like I said, I'm feeling sentimental tonight. :)

He gets his CHEESY smile from his Mama!!

Just wanted to share a few of my recent faves. :)

~ xoxo ~